10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
Friday, October 14, 2005
01) Being gay is not natural. Real ppl shd always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
posted by Zeitzeuge at 7:34 AM
6 Comments:
Brilliant.
Wonderful! I think I love you!
You get a standing ovation for that one.
Many of those reasons are not based on scientist fundaments. Anthropologists affirm that homoparent family existed and exist from antique Mesopotamia civilization to nowadays. Besides a majority of psychologysts and neurologists concluded that homosexual behavior exists if the human beings exist.
your closed minded observations and evident ignorance astounds me. your disgraceful prejudices are something you should not post for the world to see, as for you religious foundings, ever heard the one, "all are one in the eyes of god"?, all-are-one.
"straight parents only raise straight children," seriously what planet are you living on? either you are exceedingly stupid or just...no you're just exceedingly stupid. the gross over population of the planet is one of the reasons we will we erased from history in a few thousand years, too many consumers, we are collectively destroying the world, but then again you probably don't believe in global warming either, enjoy your self-made frying pan, after all you are the bacon.
"A place for the peace and love generation to gather and be entertained. News, stories, jokes, links and pictures that come my way and shared with you. Nothing more, nothing less." that IS your description is it not? PEACE AND LOVE, ever looked those up in a dictionary? you're a disgrace to your generation and the things you stood for.
i can only hope that future, my, generations will steer away from the folly you preach.
Hey you dumb stupid ignorant fuck.
Did you even GET it? It a total fucking tongue in cheek joke!
Being gay is not natural. Real ppl shd always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Get it? A JOKE!
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Get it? A JOKE!
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Get it? Another fucking JOKE!
If you continue to read this and realize how they're basically making FUN of the religious zealots that are out there, maybe you can then take your fucking panties out of the crack of your ass and fuck off.
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